so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Randomize
