Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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