He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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