You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
