Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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