WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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