:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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