that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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