he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I just want to make out with him forever
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We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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