lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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