If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
