why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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