And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
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You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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