I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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