The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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