I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
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Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
its liver damage thursday
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