i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
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So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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