this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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