He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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