He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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