Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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