Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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