a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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