No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
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well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
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I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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