she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
we're making bets on your personal life
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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