im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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