fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
you win again, gameday.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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