how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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