So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
the day after is always just damage control
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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