I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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