mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I supernannyed him into submission
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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