How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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