so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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