Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
accomplished twins. life is a go
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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