I love black thongs
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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