office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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