is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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