I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Randomize
