So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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