How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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