You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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