Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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