i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
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Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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