some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
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almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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