we're blogging at a bar
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
There are leaves in my underwear?
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