I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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