well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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