it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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