Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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