Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
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We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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