He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Are my feet made of real feet?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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