The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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