I can't breathe out the right side of my face
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Even the bartender felt bad for me
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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