I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
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I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
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