I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
When are your genitals available?
Randomize
