It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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