So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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