Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
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like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
only you would photoshop your dick
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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I'm at about main and main street
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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