The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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