i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
birth control should be required to get into college
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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